DimDads Joke #3330 When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

DimDads Joke #3078 My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression. But don't worry, I'll return.

DimDads Joke #2754 What do you call bears with no ears? B

DimDads Joke #2376 I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

DimDads Joke #2322 What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07

DimDads Joke #1746 Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it.

DimDads Joke #1692 Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape. Good mileage. Only driven from time to time.

DimDads Joke #4320 What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover!

DimDads Joke #4428 Did you hear about the picture that got arrested? Turns out it was framed.

DimDads Joke #4572 Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.

DimDads Joke #4608 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.

DimDads Joke #72 My friend was showing me his garage and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

DimDads Daily Dad Joke How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke Why are pirates called pirates? Not sure, they just RRRRR.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don't know why no ones thought of it before… it just makes cents

DimDads Daily Dad Joke After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets!