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DimDads Joke #1062

DimDads Joke #1062

DimDads Joke #1062 How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads crew!

DimDads Joke #1386

DimDads Joke #1386

DimDads Joke #1386 Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face? Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the...

DimDads Joke #3330

DimDads Joke #3330

DimDads Joke #3330 When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

DimDads Joke #3078

DimDads Joke #3078

DimDads Joke #3078 My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression. But don't worry, I'll return.

DimDads Joke #2376

DimDads Joke #2376

DimDads Joke #2376 I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

DimDads Joke #2322

DimDads Joke #2322

DimDads Joke #2322 What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07

DimDads Joke #1746

DimDads Joke #1746

DimDads Joke #1746 Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it.

DimDads Joke #1692

DimDads Joke #1692

DimDads Joke #1692 Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape. Good mileage. Only driven from time to time.

DimDads Joke #4320

DimDads Joke #4320

DimDads Joke #4320 What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover!

DimDads Joke #4428

DimDads Joke #4428

DimDads Joke #4428 Did you hear about the picture that got arrested? Turns out it was framed.

DimDads Joke #4572

DimDads Joke #4572

DimDads Joke #4572 Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.

DimDads Joke #4608

DimDads Joke #4608

DimDads Joke #4608 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.

DimDads Joke #72

DimDads Joke #72

DimDads Joke #72 My friend was showing me his garage and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

DimDads Joke #234

DimDads Joke #234

DimDads Daily Dad Joke How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.

DimDads Joke #252

DimDads Joke #252

DimDads Daily Dad Joke What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

DimDads Joke #270

DimDads Joke #270

DimDads Daily Dad Joke I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

DimDads Joke #4086

DimDads Joke #4086

DimDads Daily Dad Joke Why are pirates called pirates? Not sure, they just RRRRR.

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