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DimDads Joke #4734 A dragon would never explode. But a dino might. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads crew!

DimDads Joke #4716 How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing. It's on the house. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads crew!

DimDads Joke #4698 Why was E the only letter of the alphabet to get a Christmas present? Because the rest of the letters were naughty…. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads...

DimDads Joke #522 The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads...

DimDads Joke #1188 Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads crew!

DimDads Joke #1368 Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads crew!

DimDads Joke #1062 How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane. Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the DimDads crew!

DimDads Joke #1386 Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face? Check out all of the DimDad jokes HERE!!! For a game full of dad jokes, check out DadOpoly! A new game from the...

DimDads Joke #3330 When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

DimDads Joke #3078 My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression. But don't worry, I'll return.

DimDads Joke #2754 What do you call bears with no ears? B

DimDads Joke #2376 I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

DimDads Joke #2322 What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07

DimDads Joke #1746 Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He just couldn't see himself doing it.

DimDads Joke #1692 Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape. Good mileage. Only driven from time to time.

DimDads Joke #4320 What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover!

DimDads Joke #4428 Did you hear about the picture that got arrested? Turns out it was framed.