DimDads Joke #4572 Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over.

DimDads Joke #4608 What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybee.

DimDads Joke #72 My friend was showing me his garage and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

DimDads Daily Dad Joke How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke Why are pirates called pirates? Not sure, they just RRRRR.

DimDads Daily Dad Joke I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don't know why no ones thought of it before… it just makes cents

DimDads Daily Dad Joke After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting an apple and finding half a worm!

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

I always knock on the fridge door before opening it... Just in case there's a salad dressing.

I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.

I used to have facial hair. But then it grew on me!

I have when people say age is just a number. Age is clearly a word.