Looking for clean silly dad jokes that catch people off guard and earn a groan? DimDads DadJoke #1908 delivers a quick twist that works every time. At DimDads, we use humor like this to help dads stay present and turn everyday moments into shared laughs.

Today’s joke:

“What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.”

Short. Unexpected. Perfectly ridiculous. This joke is a great example of clean silly dad jokes that kids can repeat and adults secretly enjoy. It doesn’t try too hard, which is exactly why it works.

Even better, jokes like this fit anywhere. You can drop them at the dinner table, during a car ride, or while waiting in line. Because they’re clean and playful, everyone gets to laugh together.

👉 Check out all of the DimDads jokes HERE for a never-ending supply of daily dad humor!

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