They’ve got applesauce on their face.
One sock on.
And a plastic sword in their hand.
And somehow, they’re running the house.

You say bedtime.
They say “How about three more shows, a cookie, and a pony?”
And suddenly you’re in a full-blown hostage situation.

Listen—toddlers are cute.
But they will break you if you let them.

This isn’t a democracy.
It’s not a debate.
It’s parenting.

You’re not a dictator—but you are in charge.

When you start making deals with a three-year-old, you’re setting a trap—for yourself.
They don’t want more choices.
They want boundaries.
Safe walls.
A strong leader who says:
“That’s enough. I love you. Now brush your teeth.”

Don’t match their chaos.
Don’t beg.
Don’t bribe.
Lead.

You can be calm and kind without caving.

Remember, you’re the grown-up.
Act like it—even if you also want a cookie.